every day.
INBOX ME A COLOUR. ANON OR NOT.
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Sonic 3 and Knuckles: You’re some mutant freak of a rodent with a fox who doesnt try to eat you running around nowhere while another mutant freak and an old bald guy try and stop you…and emeralds have mythical abilites somehow..?
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance: You’re a blue haired boy who makes a bunch of friends and stops this other group controlled by another guy who has blue haired (he is not the boy’s father). The boy makes friends with famous people and those famous people give the boy more friends. He makes half-animal friends and together, they stop the other blue haired guy and save the continent from an evil man.
Kid Icarus: Uprising: You’re a kawaii as hell dorky angel who’s friendless and can’t fly without the help of this goddess who makes puns like, every two seconds. They also break the forth wall often and don’t shut up and the both of them are trying to protect the humans from the Underworld forces and stuff. And then there are a ton of other gods who are insane as heck who you end up getting help from or fight against and they also crack jokes/puns/break 4th walls/etc. And then the dorky kawaii angel gets cloned and then a dorky and sugoi as heck angel is created and at times he tries to beat up the dorky kawaii angel and at other times he tries to help him.
Boktai: You’re supposed to go outside to play it.
MegaMan Legends: Your girlfriend’s a bitch and makes you dig for treasure.
pokemon: don’t go to school and engage in cockfighting with terrorists
Brave Fencer Musashi: You’re a midget who has been forcefully summoned from your homeland to a kingdom in another world, where you have to protect the kingdom from an opposing empire, protect a bitch princess who whines and fucks shit up, and do thankless tasks for villagers too stupid to do anything about their own shit (including being a bodyguard for a dog, fixing a generator, getting rare medicine to save someone’s shitty kid from being turned into a zombie, putting out a mass fire, and more.)
You also end up doing a world-threatening fuckup because no one remembers major details of their own world’s history.
Your best reward from anyone is an old calendar that you can’t read.
(I don’t have a favorite game! SHIT)
Jet Set Radio Future: Basically it’s just an attempt to keep the 90’s alive with some lame-ass trip-hop and cell-shading. You skate and stuff across some sort of weeaboo-neo-tokyo and ‘fight’ with terrible toy graffiti. The music is the most overhyped shit you will ever hear about, and the characters are so one-dimensional that you can forget names easily. Nonsensical bullshit from beginning to end.
Final Fantasy IX: You’re a dick with legs and a monkey tail who hits on everything with tits and goes around picking up naive princesses, needy knights, assholes, children, rats, and blobs with giant tongues as your companions to travel the world and stop the bad guy who is clearly evil because he wears too much eyeliner and goes around in a man-thong. You’re in the early 1800s but your adventure somehow takes you to space and the plot twist is you’re a clone and space-castles have giant eyeballs. The entire romance plot centers around a fucking song that nobody actually knows the words to anyway. Congratulations.
(Whoever wrote about Musashi, first off, so much love for you, second off, you forgot the fact that everyone is named after food and they’re from Allucaneet Kingdom)
Lunar Silver Star Story Complete: You’re a little shit teenage boy who is deeply in love with his dad’s dead friend. You have an adopted sister who sings constantly and nags you to play your ocarina every day and you have a pet flying cat whose voice is like nails on a chalkboard. You get a piece of dragon shit and go to the big city to sell it, but the thing gets stolen and you fall into the plot of some freak who thinks he’s Darth Vader or something so you have to go find the rest of the fucking dragons even though everyone says they’re dead. Your sister/girlfriend gets kidnapped so you team up with a drunk, a bitch, a pushover, and an egotistical maniac to get her back. Oh and it turns out everyone lives on the moon.
Katamari: Your father (a royal figure) fucks up the universe hardcore, leaving you to roll up innocent animals and bystanders grinding them into stardust to fix his problems, with awesome music and terrifying sound effects.
